tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-44451840894531119632024-03-12T16:55:13.110-07:00Film FantastiqueCome here to discuss film, review film, and love film! I will be reviewing (or trying to review) every film I see as regularly as possible for all you budding film fans out there who are as obssessed with movies as I am! Although I may hate a film that everyone else sems to like please do remember that it is simply an opinion, and not to be taken too seriously!Very rarely does a day go by without me watching a film and I love the idea of keeping a record of what I have seen!Fiona Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07459417043897214139noreply@blogger.comBlogger1300125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4445184089453111963.post-41067774113557139572014-08-11T05:53:00.000-07:002014-08-11T05:53:49.119-07:00(HORROR) The Bell Witch Haunting - 2013 *<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Can you take a film seriously if it's got a poster that looks like this? Why would anything based on true events look like a cartoon doll from <br />
Probably not, and even less so if the story is so bad. Which it is. Disregarding certain discrepancies (it being February and people wandering about in their bikinis) the film does one of those styles of starting at the end, then jumping backwards and forwards like a tiddlywink. <br />
It seems that the Bell Witch, America's most famous entity, is back slaughtering young and stupid teenagers. And the whole thing is being filmed as though we are sitting on a boat that's about to capsize. It's very badly made and very badly acted. Fiona Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07459417043897214139noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4445184089453111963.post-30819656004953900112014-08-11T05:43:00.001-07:002014-08-11T05:43:04.602-07:00(HORROR) Mr Jones - 2013 **<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Mr Jones is one of those films you would probably have to watch a number of times for it to make sense. But most people wouldn't want to watch it more than once, because it's a bloody nightmare (literally!).<br />
A couple go to a cabin in the woods to work on a documentary and become embroiled in a strange battle with an mysterious figure, known only as Mr Jones. It turns into a massive acid trip in a strange alternate universe and I became less and less enamoured with it as time went by. Just a mess, and the result of a director thinking too much and trying too hard to be 'different' and 'clever'.Fiona Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07459417043897214139noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4445184089453111963.post-58028443261290003212014-08-11T05:29:00.001-07:002014-08-11T05:29:16.985-07:00Night School - 1981 ***<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Rather cheesy eighties slasher about a maniac who targets girls at night school in a series of terrifying ways. The cop assigned to it isn't really too pleased to see heads of women in strange locations, and is even more disgusted when he finds a head in the basin in the local café.<br />
Delving deeper he finds out that the professor at the College is a bit of a ladies man, with affairs and pregnancies abundant and begins to get a funny feeling about him.<br />
Not to be taken too seriously, this is an 80s horror to watch.Fiona Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07459417043897214139noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4445184089453111963.post-8148188971085697132014-08-11T04:48:00.001-07:002014-08-11T04:48:17.594-07:00(HORROR) Delivery: The Beast Within - 2013 ***<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Firstly, the poster doesn't relate to the film at all. The film doesn't involve any sort of 'ghost girl' or a creepy old room with a baby cot. But apart from that, the film is pretty creepy. It revolves around a young couple who agree to document their first pregnancy for the purposes of a reality TV show. <br />
It starts off well, and the baby appears healthy, but then things go wrong, the couple fight and things get very tense and heated. Things start going downhill, fast. <br />
Not a bad effort, and I liked how it was all set up.<br />
Fiona Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07459417043897214139noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4445184089453111963.post-67856646842946679902014-08-11T04:34:00.002-07:002014-08-11T04:34:45.525-07:00(HORROR) Road Train - 2010 *<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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A group of friends become involved in a car crash whilst camping in the outback. In going for help they are inadvertently put into more danger as they become overpowered by a strange force. There isn't much to say about this film. It's awful and whoever directed it should be shot. Fiona Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07459417043897214139noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4445184089453111963.post-2607763673195307812014-08-11T04:26:00.001-07:002014-08-11T04:26:41.359-07:00(HORROR) Fear Lives Here - 2012 **<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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What more excitement could one viewer have that watching a whole film about a group of idiots who get stranded in a remote area whilst hiking and end up spending most of the evening in their car. Oh, and they do encounter a strange ghostly boy who appears and disappears every now and again. It's awfully predictable and turns into something even worse. The characters in these films are always so thick that it doesn't surprise me that they die in such stupid/hilarious ways. This is no exception. <br />
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Obviously with a title like 'Jug Face' it's hard to take the film seriously, and actually it did make me snigger throughout for its ludicrously stupid storyline, but overall it's not too bad. The premise is bizarre - a young teenager Ada, is pregnant with her brother's baby and lives in a disturbing backwoods community, where the local celebrity is a man who carves faces out of jugs which symbolise the people who are to be routinely sacrificed into a large pit in exchange for the community's health and longevity. No one knows from day to day who will be the next to be sacrificed, and when Ada finds her face on the next jug, she becomes scared (understandably) and hides it. This leads to others being sacrificed in her place. <br />
It's a novel idea for a horror film, and I don't think I've ever seen anything like it. <br />
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'The Mortal Storm' is a powerful and utterly heart-breaking film about the destruction and pain people can cause others because of their small mindedness and routine precision with power and gain. James Stewart acts wonderfully as a German who refuses to go with the crowd and leave his small town where he has grown up and support the Nazis. He then falls in love with a beautiful Jew whose father, a professor at the local university does not agree with the current political situation and is eventually captured by the Germans. This leaves the couple in a horrendous situation - do they stay together and defy the odds or break apart to save themselves? <br />
Beautifully shot and mesmerizingly painful to experience, Frank Borzage is a true master of his art and has painted a sumptuously powerful picture that needs to be seen.Fiona Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07459417043897214139noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4445184089453111963.post-18631671303940593202014-08-11T03:47:00.001-07:002014-08-11T03:47:24.209-07:00Gone Missing - 2013 ****<div class="irc_mutc">
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Gone Missing is a good film. I do enjoy movies about missing people (how sadistic does that sound!) and this was a bit of a corker. Two girls go missing on their Spring Break, and their mothers both realise that their parenting skills are completely off the mark and that they don't know their daughters quite as well as they had hoped. </div>
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The acting from the girls is good, and although the mothers are both irritating they still don't come across too badly, expect being at separate ends of the spectrum - one is completely smothering and the other lets her daughter do whatever she wants. </div>
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Films like this need to be seen, because this sort of thing is happening still and girls are constantly going missing when they go on holiday together. </div>
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'Raucously entertaining'?! Where are these reviewers from?! Dom Hemingway is appallingly bad. Jude Law's character is not the sort of person you want to see coming at you down the street. And the whole film consists of him either swearing, kicking, fighting, punching, killing or disrespecting anyone who gets in his way. Law's characterisation of an ex-convict sent down for something he didn't do and hell-bent on revenge probably suits him quite well, but he's still extremely unlikeable and makes everyone who is watching wince whenever he appears. </div>
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I certainly didn't think this was 'infectiously feel-good'. In fact, I felt that the only good thing about it that really made me laugh was Chris O-Dowd in a role where he can properly swear and be a bit of a b******.<br />
Nick Frost is a bit pathetic I think, and I haven't ever been in hysterics over anything he has done. He's a bit like an English Kevin James/Vince Vaughn who always plays a sad and lonely idiot who just wants to do good. Here he's (guess what) a sad and lonely idiot, who can only express himself through his love of Cuban dancing. He tries to win his new boss over by dancing like a lunatic. <br />
That's pretty much the story. And it really doesn't have anything more going on for it than that. <br />
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I was pleasantly surprised by this film. It was well done, atmospheric, and COULD happen (if you were extremely unlucky). The only thing I didn't like was how infuriating the lead female was (but then the leads always are). Four friends go to their mate's cabin for the weekend to relax in his new and snazzy sauna. Things seem to be going well, and both couples are pairing up. But when the guy gets stoned and shuts his friends into the sauna without a way out, they start to panic big time. <br />
It's quite a simple concept, but has to be drawn out for a full feature length, and it is. Typical American teenager stupidity however at doing exactly the wrong thing at the wrong time. </div>
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Another pathetic excuse for genuine horror, this movie takes awful actors and clumps them into an even worse setting where they have to be weaned off their addiction to technology (surely there are worse addictions you could have?!) and in doing so, mean a scary girl with yellow teeth who's boyfriend is a total nut job. The acting is so bad it makes you want to throw yourself out of a window. It's definitely one of the weakest storylines in a horror as well.Fiona Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07459417043897214139noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4445184089453111963.post-87327829886149354822014-08-11T02:47:00.001-07:002014-08-11T02:47:43.634-07:00Scalene - 2011 ***<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I had really not been expecting much from this film, but was really amazed at how clever it was and how much I enjoyed it. The very first scene shows a woman appearing manically at a woman's door with a gun and trying to break in. This looks crazy and makes the whole movie seem like it's going to be very bad indeed. But it's not, so stick with it. <br />
It's similar to 'Rashomon' in that it's one story told from 3 points of view, involving a brain damaged boy who is possibly being abused by his mother, a rape committed by the boy and murder. <br />
I finished watching it and had to sit and take in what I had seen for a time afterwards. That doesn't always happen. Clever and twisted in equal amounts, although the acting is probably the weakest point.Fiona Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07459417043897214139noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4445184089453111963.post-77904329975529244142014-08-11T02:36:00.002-07:002014-08-11T02:36:54.160-07:00(HORROR) Roadside Massacre - 2012 *<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Ranking as one of the very worst horror movies I have seen. In the last week. (Because let's face it, I see dire horror movies every week) A group of five friends take a detour on the way to their spring break destination, and on the way get sucked into the cannibalistic goings on that occur at the local BBQ joint. Hilarious scenes of eating other people in BBQ form, hysterical sex scenes in barns and terrifying eyebrows are just some of the delights that you will encounter. It's a yawnfest, and the characters are so stupid that it beggars belief that they can function at all, let alone drive a car.Fiona Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07459417043897214139noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4445184089453111963.post-30547802278679496212014-08-07T06:11:00.000-07:002014-08-07T06:11:07.443-07:00(HORROR) Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones - 2014 ** <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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The weakest of the Paranormal Activity franchise, this movie isn't good. It's disjointed and the story rolls backwards and forwards, all over the place. A young boy begins to experience strange things after the peculiar death of his neighbour, and after a while finds out that he has been 'marked' by demonic entities as the next to go. It sounds like a fascinating premise but actually it's deeply unscary, with out of proportion jumps and bad acting. Keep to the four main films and give this one a miss. </div>
<br />Fiona Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07459417043897214139noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4445184089453111963.post-72573793499516675452014-08-07T05:51:00.000-07:002014-08-07T05:51:12.983-07:00Life - 1999 **<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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For a film with such a well known and rich cast, it's a pity that this didn't do much for me. Lawrence is a hardworking man about to start the job of a lifetime, and Murphy is a fast-talking con man. Circumstances under their control lead them to being arrested for a murder they didn't commit, and sentenced to 60+ years in jail. This they serve together, becoming firm friends, as well as bonding closely with other members of the farm where they are working. So many good actors here, but I only found myself raising a smile here and there. It just wasn't for me. Fiona Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07459417043897214139noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4445184089453111963.post-26214551564989977412014-08-07T05:43:00.001-07:002014-08-07T05:43:26.693-07:00House of Sand and Fog - 2003 ***<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Sad and mournful tale of an evicted woman who begins a battle with the new owners of her house after she can no longer afford to keep up the payments and it is repossessed. Kingsley is riveting as Behrani, the stern and liberal Air Force Officer who believes that the new house will be the key to his family's happiness once and for all, and Connelly isn't bad either as Kathy, the recovering alcoholic who feels she has finally lost the fight with her various demons when she is kicked out of her family home, adding the last blow to her already tortured being. It's very sad and touching, as well as being quite gut-wrenching and upsetting.Fiona Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07459417043897214139noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4445184089453111963.post-1564327998918981542014-08-07T05:30:00.001-07:002014-08-07T05:30:31.141-07:00A Guy Thing - 2003 ***<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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A moderately funny chick flick about a guy who wakes up after his bachelor party to find a strange woman in his bed. He automatically assumes they have slept together and therefore tries to come up with a plan to keep this a secret from his bride-to-be. It's definitely one of those 'old school' chick flicks, with actors who just aren't around anymore, but it's okay and relatively amusing. </div>
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Wow, this is immensely clever. And what a bizarre twist which I NEVER saw coming. I love it when films do that. After an affair some time ago, Fred turns up on his former mistress's doorstep claiming out of the blue that he has left his wife to be with her. The only problem is, she hasn't seen him for a long time and has now moved on with her life and started to date other people. </div>
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She's also not particularly keen to see him again after all the agro she went through last time when they were seeing each other. Fred doesn't seem to understand or appreciate this and plonks himself down on the sofa poised to stay. He doesn't even take the hint to go when Velvet explains she really has to be somewhere. And then things take a strange and disturbing turn.</div>
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There are only two actors in this, and there is minimum movement except walking around two rooms of the house. And still, the two of them manage to keep you gripped for the entire movie. And it's passionate, haunting and utterly surreal, until the end, when it all becomes clear. </div>
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I really liked it, and for a film that I imagine to be quite low budget and independent I really think Neil Labute has done exceedingly well in creating this beautiful piece. Sometimes films are all the more creepy when they at first seem so utterly normal, and then descend into something else. </div>
<br />Fiona Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07459417043897214139noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4445184089453111963.post-88135712560535829032014-08-07T02:36:00.001-07:002014-08-07T02:36:41.905-07:00(HORROR) Mischief Night - 2014 **<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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What the actual hell did I just watch??! *spoilers* Expecting to see a run of the mill intruder movie that would give me a few jumps, I was surprised that I appeared to be watching a film about a sadomasochistic teenager who falls in love with the maniac that breaks into the house she is babysitting. I did for a short time thing it was a clever spoof of the 'typical masked intruder' set up and the teenager was going to be very clever and outsmart him as a sort of parody, but then I realised she was just bonkers. There was a ridiculously long, drawn out scene where the pair drone on and on about their 'feelings' after he's attempted to kill her, resulting in them rushing up to bed and the maniac stabbing the teenager as they have sex because 'she wants it to hurt.' That is the sort of strange, surreal head trip that you should expect.<br />
I have really never understood people who enjoy pain, when it's our body's way of telling us that something isn't right. Why anyone would go looking for pain is beyond me. <br />
It's not what you are expecting at all and I guess it's sort of original, but not enough to be good.Fiona Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07459417043897214139noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4445184089453111963.post-66264761027984568902014-08-07T02:27:00.001-07:002014-08-07T02:27:23.254-07:00(HORROR) The Perfect House - 2013 *<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Absolutely appalling movie that tries so hard to be exciting and new, but just ends up being as bad as all the other horrors out there.<br />
A young couple (the woman is wearing white stilettos..) go to view what they think is going to be their dream house and are met by a disturbingly slutty looking estate agent with her cleavage out who rolls around on the bed and whips her hair back and forth. (Just a tad odd). This seems to convince the man however that he wants the house immediately, regardless of the fact he hasn't really seen any of the house itself. As she explains to them about the basement, we are shown a flashback of three horrendous stories, each involving crazy lunatics who massacred people down there. They really are very bad, and the first flashback is hilariously shown in black and white (because apparently the 1970s, 80s or 90s didn't have colour). The acting is beyond appalling, and my friend and I actually joked at the beginning that it was the sort of script you would get in a porn film, before realising that it was disturbingly similar to one. <br />
This was just dire. Fiona Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07459417043897214139noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4445184089453111963.post-45334899579983861832014-08-07T02:14:00.002-07:002014-08-07T02:14:36.909-07:00Body Language - 1992 ****<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Obsessed woman becomes dangerous when she tries to take over her boss's life, as well as her boyfriend. It's been likened to 'Single White Female' although I would say that's at a push, because it's no way near as creepy as that. <br />
Betsy is in a job she loves, but it's also a job that has a huge responsibility and takes up a lot of her spare time, much to the annoyance of her partner. Norma is her assistant, wide-eyed and eager to help her with anything she needs, which turns out to be spying on her boyfriend, cancelling Betsy's dates with him, and generally making life awkward so that he eventually leaves her. She then swoops in on him, masquerading as a stood up woman also named Betsy, and he falls for her, at first...<br />
Not a bad movie. Worth a view. <br />
Fiona Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07459417043897214139noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4445184089453111963.post-68967295216826696592014-08-06T00:53:00.001-07:002014-08-06T00:53:51.702-07:00(HORROR) Reel Evil - 2012 *<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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It's a shame that so many found footage movies have to be so awful and so very tedious. This is no exception, and though it looks highly ridiculous from the poster I had decided to give it a chance anyway. But I shouldn't have bothered. It was the same awful rubbish as I have seen countless times.<br />
People have to film a documentary in an old building and become terrified by unseen ghosts and ghouls etc. Except we do see the 'ghost' and she's enough to give me a tremendous fit of the giggles. I should try and stop watching these types of movies because I am always disappointed, but somehow I can't quite press the stop button. Fiona Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07459417043897214139noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4445184089453111963.post-6866435349702981322014-08-05T07:58:00.001-07:002014-08-05T07:58:21.716-07:00(HORROR) The Dyatlov Pass Incident - 2013 **<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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For anyone actually interested in finding out about the real Dyatlov incident it's pointless to bother with this film. It doesn't explain anything, except *spoiler* that people disappear into a disjointed wormhole where past and present are mixed up in the most ludicrous, deranged fashion (like an drug addled episode of Dr Who). Also, I noticed that one of the actresses from Hollyoaks graced the film with her presence, so obviously her career has gone down the toilet to say the least. She says many memorable things throughout the film, such as how cold it is and how she doesn't want to be there because it's cold, as well as it being hard to film because... it's cold. How she ever got a part in anything is beyond me.<br />
The acting was horrendous and utterly weird. A no-no. Fiona Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07459417043897214139noreply@blogger.com0