A Cat in the Brain - 1990 *

'A Cat in the Brain' is an awful film. Lucio Fulci must be the most 'marmite' of all horror directors as I feel most people would be suitably divided over this. Fulci plays himself, a horror filmmaker who experiences visions and terrifying dreams on and off the set. The film is dreadful, poorly acted, poorly directed and just very bad all over.

(NOIR) Shoot to Kill - 1947 **

A really dreadful offering from Robert Lippert, in fact probably one of the worst noirs I have seen. I couldn't really make head nor tail of the story, the acting was hideous (the lead acts like she is tuned up to an electric wire) and the quality was dire (not that that could be helped of course.)

Not even so bad it was good, just very bad full stop. It wasn't even a good B movie, more like a diabolical C movie.

*goes off to fume about the acting in the film and the non-existant storyline *