The Last Kiss - 2006 *

The Last Kiss is a prime example of what is wrong with modern films. There is no elegence, a pathetic story and a load of shallow and stupid characters who just care about their sexual needs and NOTHING else. Ok, for anyone who actually cares - Zach Braff ( does he enjoy playing stupid moronic characters or is it his actual character?) is nearly 30 (oooo that's ancient) and his lovely girlfriend has announced she is pregnant. Instead of being over the moon he rushes off to his gormless friends who all seem to know nothing about relationships anyway to moan about how his life is now effectively over and that there will be no more surprises ( ie he won't be able to sleep with anyone else and we all know that's the only thing men care about really). Fastforward a few scenes and oh what a surprise he meets a slutty and dumb college student and starts to get excited at the idea that one female still finds him attractive, it must be worth ruining your perfect relationship for surely! I'm sure you can guess what happens without me telling you so I won't bother, let's just say he treats his girlfriend appallingly, simply because he can't be a responsible adult ( maybe he should of thought of that before having a baby???) and thinks that the choices he makes are justified because 'he is confused about where he is in life' ( oh that makes it totally fine then). A pathetic and head-against-brickall movie that will make you want to stay away from every man out there that has a pulse, it also paints a picture that all men are commitment-phobic and see a serious relationship as some sort of punishment, chaining them to one person until they enjoy the sweet release of death when they could be out there sleeping with 100 women a day. Don't watch this with a boyfriend as you will hate them by the end, in fact just don't watch it at all. I wish I hadn't.