Sunday, April 01, 2012

(HORROR) The Clinic - 2011 *


First of all, 'WHAT??!' My BFF was over for film day yesterday and I stupidly thought this would be a great film for us to laugh at. I was under the impression (because I hadn't bothered to read up about the plot) that it was about a plastic surgery clinic and that therefore we would be taking the mickey out of girls with boob jobs gone wrong, but actually it turned out to be another kind of clinic.And it was bloody awful.
A heavily pregnant woman and her fiance (what a surprise!!) break down on the way to their in-laws (what a surprise!!) on Christmas Eve (what a surprise!!) and decide to take shelter in a weird looking motel, the only one open for miles around (again, what a bloody surprise). The girl goes to sleep, the man goes out to look for Chinese food in the middle of the night (as you do) and when he returns, the girl has disappeared. For god's sake, when are we going to have a horror film without millions of stupid cliches that totally ruin the atmosphere???Just watch the trailer, read about it on imdb and you won't have to bother actually seeing the whole film. I implore you.

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